The Best 25 Candy Bars Of All Time, In Order

We're Americans, and when an afternoon sugar craving strikes, we have a gaggle of candy bars to choose from. Sometimes, when our blood sugar is low we make terrible choices. This has led us to tasting most of the candy bars currently for sale in America, and some of them -- quite frankly -- are better than others.

These are the best candy bars, ranked in order. These are all candy bars that a popular and sold in America. Do not recommend a Crunchie bar or a Flake bar or a Yorkie bar to me. They are delicious, but have no place here. Come on this journey through peanuts, coconut, nougat, caramel and (of course) chocolate, and see how your favorite candy bar stacks up.

25 Wikimedia/Evan-amos UGH. White chocolate? Zero is right.24 Wikimedia/Evan-amos Let's take a perfectly good Hershey Bar and shove a bunch of peanuts into it.23 Wikimedia/Evan-amos If you like chocolate-coated rubber.22 Wikimedia/Evan-amos Standard, classic, terribly boring.21 Amazon This bar seems old-fashioned in the worst way possible.20 Wikimedia/sannse 19 Wikimedia/Evan-amos Seriously, without Googling it -- can you remember what this chocolate bar tastes like? Didn't think so.18 Wikimedia/Evan-amos 17 Wikimedia/Evan-amos "We accidentally dropped this caramel fudge in some peanuts, so let's sell it and pretend it was on purpose."16 Wikimedia/Evan-amos "We accidentally dropped our Pay Day in this chocolate, so let's sell it and pretend it was on purpose."15 Wikimedia/Evan-amos 14 Wikimedia/Evan-amos This candy bar has a ridiculous, un-spellable name, but it is freaking delicious.13 Wikimedia/Evan-amos 12 Wikimedia/Evan-amos ALWAYS, ALWAYS FEEL LIKE A NUT.11 Wikimedia/Evan-amos These would have ranked better, if not for the disgusting commercials they insist on airing where people mouth-crunch the tune of the Kit Kat jingle.10 Wikimedia/Evan-amos Guess what -- they're the same, calm down.9 Wikimedia/Evan-amos This candy bar is so good it's basically a full meal.8 Wikimedia/Evan-amos 7 Wikimedia/Evan-amos We'll eat whatever Betty White sell us, okay.6 Wikimedia/Evan-amos There is really nothing else on earth like a Butterfinger. 5 Wikimedia/Evan-amos The reason that there are two Twix per package is because immediately after finishing one, you NEED another instantaneously. 4 Wikimedia/Evan-amos If you have never had a Sky Bar, you need to seriously re-evaluate your life choices. IT'S FOUR CANDY BARS IN ONE.3 Wikimedia/Evan-amos What's that? You wrapped a chocolate cloud in chocolate? And I can buy it for $1.00?2 Amazon This candy bar is nothing short of a miracle. Decent chocolate, perfectly flowing caramel, always a mess, always delicious. It was almost #1.1 Wikimedia/Evan-amos If a 3 Musketeers bar and a Caramello had a baby, it would be a Milky Way. And then we would eat that baby. Sorry. That got weird.

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